The Kingdom of The Sarda Kingdom is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The cynical, devout population of 1.9 billion Sardans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sarda Kingdomian economy, worth 93.5 trillion Endaroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,235 Endaroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sarda Kingdom's national animal is the Yaran Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Sarda Kingdom is ranked 93,253^rd in the world and 7^th in Esvanovia for Safest, scoring 85.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.